JAN: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
FEB: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
MAR: Got really excited – finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months – box said ‘2-4 years!
APR: Trapped on escalator for hours – power went out!!!
MAY: Tried to make Kool-Aid – wrong instructions – 8 cups of water won’t fit into those tiny packets!!!
JUN: Tried to waterski – couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
JUL: Lost breast stroke swimming contest – learned later the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!
AUG: Got locked out of my car in rain storm -car swamped because soft-top was open.
SEP: The capital of California is ‘C’ – isn’t it???
MAY: Tried to make Kool-Aid – wrong instructions – 8 cups of water won’t fit into those tiny packets!!!
JUN: Tried to waterski – couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
JUL: Lost breast stroke swimming contest – learned later the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!
AUG: Got locked out of my car in rain storm -car swamped because soft-top was open. SEP: The capital of California is ‘C’ – isn’t it???
OCT: Hate Smarties – they are so hard to peel! NOV: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days – instructions said I hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
DEC: Couldn’t call 911 – duh – there’s no ‘eleven’ button on the stupid phone!!! Whew – what a year!!
