A dad was having a conversation with his 8 year old son Little Johnny about what he would like to be when he grew up.
He went over many job ideas, when soon, he came out with,
“I’d like to be a babysitter when I grow up.”
Dad asked him, “Why a babysitter?”
“It’s the only job where you get to play, watch TV, nap and they pay you for it,”
he replied.
“That would be great!”
This joke isn’t for the easily offended. Send it to any of the friends you know who aren’t sensitive.
One day, Timmy comes home early from school, and walks inside to see his mom on top of his dad – both n.a.ked. Timmy just stares, confused as to what they’re doing.
The mom says, “Timmy? Go to your room, I’ll be up in a bit.”
So Timmy goes upstairs to his room. Later his mom comes up and sits down next to him.
She asks, “Timmy, what did you see?”
Timmy replies, “I saw you and dad naked, and you were on top of him, bouncing up and down.”
So, Timmy’s mom thinks about what to tell him, since she has to go grocery shopping and doesn’t have the time to explain s.e.x right now. Then, an idea comes to her mind.
“Is that all you saw, you have no idea what we were doing?”
“That’s all I saw and I have no idea.”
“Well Timmy, when you get older like your father and I, you need to exercise. When your father’s belly gets too big and full of air, we get nak.ed and I go on top of your father. Then I push my hands on his gut, bouncing up and down to take all the air out to make him skinny again.”
Timmy starts laughing, so his puzzled mother asks him, “What’s so funny?”
Still giggling, he says, “That’s not going to work! Every time you’re gone, the babysitter just blows him back up again.”
LOL! She probably wasn’t expecting to hear THAT!
