Three sisters aged, 92, 94 and 96yrs old, live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs,
“Was I getting in or out of the bath?!”
The 94-year old yells back,
“I don’t know, I’ll come up and see!”
She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,
“Was I going up the stairs or coming down!?”
The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says,
“I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”
She knocks on wood for good measure.
She then yells,
“I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door!”
