A man woke up with a massive hangover, deeply remorseful after a bitter, shouting match with his wife the night before. Looking around the kitchen, his eyes landed on the empty crate of beer that had triggered the entire blowout.
Determined to change his life, he dragged the crate outside to the backyard and began furiously smashing the bottles against the brick wall one by one.
He hurled the first bottle: “You are the reason I fight with my wife!” SMASH.
He hurled the second bottle: “You are the reason my kids don’t respect me!” SMASH.
He hurled the third bottle: “You are the reason I can’t keep a decent job!” SMASH.
As he reached into the crate for the fourth bottle, he suddenly stopped. He noticed the cap was still sealed, and the bottle was completely full of ice-cold beer.
He hesitated for only a fraction of a second, gently set it down on the grass, and muttered:
“You stand right there. I know you weren’t involved in any of this.”
