A married man named Brian was spending the afternoon with his secret girlfriend when she suddenly begged him to do something radical.
“Oh, Brian, please shave off your beard,” she cooed, caressing his face. “I just want to see how handsome you look without it.”
“I can’t do that,” Brian protested. “My wife absolutely adores this beard. She’d murder me if I ever shaved it off!”
But after a few more minutes of playful teasing and pleading, Brian finally gave in. He went into the bathroom, shaved his face completely smooth, and went about his day.
Late that night, Brian quietly crept back into his own house, slipped into the pitch-black bedroom, and crawled into bed next to his sleeping wife.
Feeling the mattress shift, his wife stirred from her sleep. She reached out in the darkness, running her fingers gently across his newly smooth, clean-shaven face.
Suddenly, she panicked and whispered in a frantic rush:
“Oh, Kevin, you idiot, you shouldn’t be here right now! My husband Brian is going to be home any minute!”
