A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat.
Wife: Honey, you always say prayer before eating at home?
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cook.
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman,
“Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly,
“No he didn’t. He just walked in the door.”
The pair were also celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy godmother appeared and told them that because they had been such a lovely pair for so many years, she would grant them each one wish.
The wife said she wanted to travel around the world.
The fairy godmother waved her magic wand and BOOM! The wife had the tickets in her hand.
Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said boldly, “Well, I’d like to have a wife 30 years younger than I.” The fairy godmother picked up her wand and BOOM! He was now 90.
