A husband was addicted to sm0king and dri.nking.
One day, his wife got so angry that she told him: “If you keep on
sm0king, all of your intestines will fall out.”
Her husband didn’t believe her, so he kept on sm0king and dri.nking
just like he always did.His wife was determined to prove herself right, so one day she went
out early in the morning and bought some big intestines. She stuffed
them in her husband’s underwear as he slept.
A short while later, he woke up, let out a huge scream, and then fell
silent for the next 30 minutes.
After another 30 minutes of silence, he comes downstairs, sweating
profusely.
“What happened?” asked the wife.
“You were right! My intestines did come out, but don’t worry
honey – after a lot of work, I finally managed to push them
back in.”
🤣🤣🤣
Michael’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing
old,
goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to
make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle”
products, she asks her husband – “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t
know me, what age would you say I am?”
Looking over her carefully, Michael replied…
“Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your
figure, twenty five.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.
Just as she was about to tell Michael his reward, he stops her by
saying:
“WHOA, hold on there sweetie… I haven’t added them up
yet!”
