A man noticed his printer was printing more and more faintly, so he decided to call a local repair shop.

A friendly young employee answered the phone and said, “Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that. You might want to just read the manual and try fixing it yourself first.”

The man was taken aback by the honesty and replied, “Well, thank you, son. Does your boss know you’re encouraging people to skip paying for repairs?”

The young man chuckled and said, “Actually, it was my boss’s idea! He believes that if we let people try fixing things on their own first, we end up making even more money in the long run!”

Marie and Edith, two elderly friends, were out for a drive.

Both struggled to see over the dashboard, but that didn’t stop their journey.

As they approached an intersection, the light turned red—but Marie cruised right through.

Edith, sitting in the passenger seat, thought to herself, “Am I imagining things? That looked like a red light!”

A few minutes later, they reached another intersection.

Once again, the light was red, and once again, they sailed through.

This time, Edith felt more certain but still doubted herself. “Could I really be losing it?”

Determined to focus, she kept her eyes glued to the next light. At the following intersection, the light was undeniably red, and yet, they breezed through.

Panicking, Edith turned to Marie and yelled, “Marie! We’ve just run three red lights! You could have k.i.ll3d us!”

Marie looked over, wide-eyed, and replied, “Oh, am I driving?”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!