An elderly couple had been married for decades, and their legendary arguments could be heard echoing through the neighborhood, often late into the night. The old man had a favorite threat he loved to shout: “When I die, I’ll claw my way out of the grave and haunt you forever!” His neighbors were genuinely spooked—and he clearly relished the fear he inspired.
Eventually, at the age of 98, the man passed away. After the funeral, some still-nervous neighbors cautiously asked his wife, “Aren’t you afraid he’ll really dig his way out and haunt you?” With a calm smile, she replied, “Let him try. I had him buried upside down—and he’d never ask for directions anyway.”
Later in life, the same couple went on a camping trip. They pitched their tent under a brilliant sky filled with stars and drifted off to sleep. In the middle of the night, the wife nudged her husband awake.
“Look at the sky,” she said. “Tell me what you see.”
He blinked and looked up. “I see millions of stars.”
“And what does that tell you?” she asked.
He thought for a moment and said, “Well, if there are millions of stars, and some have planets, then it’s possible a few are Earth-like… which means there could be life out there.”
She paused, then let out a sigh. “No, sweetheart. It means someone stole our tent.”
😂 Hope that brought a smile to your face—have a wonderful day!
