An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink.
The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him
“What brings you to Canada?
“The Irishman says
“Well, I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said ‘Drink Canada Dry’, so I thought I’d give it a shot”
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness
A lady next To him says,
“What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.”
Irish man – “I’m celebrating.”
Lady – “Me too.”
Irish man – “What a coincidence! Why are you celebrating?”
Lady – “My husband & I have tried for 4 years for a baby. Today I’m pregnant!”
Irishman – “What a coincidence! I am a farmer. For 4 years my hens couldn’t lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs!”
Lady – “Wow! How did that happen?”
Irishman – “I used a different cock.”
Lady smiled and said,
“WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!”
