An old country boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game Warden.
The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?”
“No, sir. Don’t need one.” These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish??” the game warden barked.
“Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ’em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into My net and I take ’em home.”
“HOGWASH! you’re under arrest.”
He said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”
He said, “It’s the truth. I’ll show ya! We do this all the time!!”
“We do, now, do we?” smirked the warden. “PROVE it!”
He released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHAT?”
The warden asked, “When are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“What fish?”.
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar.
All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed.
The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says
“My horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi-truck carrying gasoline. Cause a whole big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits.”
The spider nods sympathetically.
“I just lost my husband in that same fire.
The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby.”
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said
“My whole family was on that truck”
