Little Johnny had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went shopping.

To pass the time he decided to go fishing and reluctantly took his little sister along.

“I’ll never do that again”, Little Johnny said to his mum, “I didn’t catch a thing”!

His mum said “Oh, next time I’m sure your little sister will be quiet and not frighten the fish away”.

Little Johnny said,

“It wasn’t that. She ate all the fxxxing bait”.

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained,

“That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.”

A little later on, they saw horses.

Then Grandpa said,

“That’s a stud and a mare, and he’s serving her, too.”

That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said,

Grandma turned to Grandpa and said,

“Will you please serve the turkey?”

Little Johnny jumped up and yelled,

“If he does, I’m eating a hamburger!”

Little Johnny Was Sitting In Class

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally.

The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?”

And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!”

And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.”
Sally sits down.

Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?”

and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!”

And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.”

Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.

And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says,

“If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!”

And the teacher faints.