My best marriage joke
A married woman boards a train. The staff bring her to her private sleeper room only to find that another passenger is already inside. The train attendant apologizes and tells her to wait while they sort it out.
The woman sits down in the car and starts talking with the man who was mistakenly put in her car. He is very friendly, also married, and it turns out they have a lot in common.
When the attendant comes back an hour later to show the woman to her room, she is having such a great time with the man that they agree to share the room which has two seperate beds anyways.
The man and the woman talk for hours, order dinner, have a few drinks, and finally decide to go to sleep.
Each gets into their separate bed and they turn down the lights.
The man says to the woman “I know this may sound crazy, but what if just for tonight we pretend to be married to each other?” The woman thinks about and says “…ok that doesn’t sound crazy, I could do that.” The man then sits up and says “You know it’s really cold in here, maybe we could share that blanket?”
The woman sits up and yells “GET YOUR OWN F*CKING BLANKET!”
