One Beer Was Enough to Change Her Mind
An annoyed wife was upset about her husband spending all his free time at the bar.
So, one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a few beers and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered, “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband,…
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
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Never Underestimate a 73-Year-Old
He shocked his wife by saying he’d rather be with a 23-year-old. Her reply was priceless.
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
“Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofa, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV. But hey, I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl.
Now… I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.
So I said to my wife, ‘It seems to me that you’re not holding up your end of the deal.'”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She calmly replied,
“Go ahead, find yourself a hot 23-year-old girl, and I’ll make sure you’re back in a cheap house, driving a junky car, sleeping on a sofa, and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV.”
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
