“She Entered The Flower Show… And Somehow WON First Prize
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The older one leaned over and said, ”Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For £10.00 I’d t*ke my clothes off and str*ak through that st*p*d, boring flower show!”
”You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a £10.00 note.
The first little old lady slowly f*mbl*d her way out of her clothes and completely n*k*d, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling and n*k*d old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
”What happened?” asked her waiting friend.
”I won £1000 1st prize for ‘Best Dried Arrangement’.’
