An annoyed wife was constantly complaining about her husband spending every single evening at the local bar. Fed up with the nagging, he finally decided to bring her along with him one night.
They sat down at a table, and he looked at her. “What’ll you have?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” she sighed. “I guess I’ll just have the same thing you’re having.”
The husband went to the counter, ordered two beers, and brought them back. Without missing a beat, he grabbed his glass and slammed the entire beer down in one single gulp.
The wife watched him in disbelief. She picked up her own glass, took a small sip, and immediately spat it all over the floor.
“Yuck! That is absolutely disgusting!” she sputtered, wiping her mouth. “I have no idea how you can sit here and drink that terrible stuff!”
The husband looked at her with deep, solemn eyes and replied, “See? And all this time, you thought I was out here enjoying myself!”
