Jerry walked into the lingerie department at Macy’s, approached the counter, and confidently announced, “I’d like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34B.”
The sales associate blinked in utter confusion. “A what?”
“A Southern Baptist bra,” Jerry repeated. “My wife told me to ask for it. She insisted you’d know exactly what she meant.”
Light suddenly dawned on the clerk’s face. “Ah, yes! Forgive me, we don’t get many requests for that one anymore. These days, most of our customers ask for the Catholic, the Salvation Army, or the Presbyterian bra.”
Now it was Jerry’s turn to be puzzled. “What on earth is the difference?”
“It’s quite simple, really,” the associate smiled. “The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen. And the Presbyterian bra keeps everything staunch and upright.”
Jerry chuckled. “Alright, I know I’m probably going to regret asking this, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do?”
The clerk grinned and replied:
“Ah… the Southern Baptist bra is famous for making mountains out of molehills!”
