Yesterday my SON e-mailed me asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting around playing on my computer is not a good thing? I asked.
Talking about my “doing-something-useful” seems to be his favorite topic of conversation.
He said he was “only thinking of me”, he said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the ladies. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on him. I e-mailed him and told him that I had joined a Parachute Club.
He replied, “Are you nuts? You are 60 years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”
I told him that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to him.
He immediately telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!
This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”
“Oh man, I’m in trouble again, I said, I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!”
The line went quiet and his friend picked up the phone and said that my son had fainted.
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun….. a friend
Paddy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady.
A few minutes later, he couldn’t control himself and let loose a huge fart.
Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her, “Do you, by any chance, have today’s paper?”
The old lady said, “No, but the next time we pass a tree I’ll grab you a handful of leaves…
LOL!!
I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Murphy And Paddy Were Watching A Movie
Paddy and Murphy were watching a movie.
Paddy said to Murphy, “I bet you €5 that John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over the cliff.”
Murphy said, “Okay, Paddy.”
So here they are, watching the movie, and John Wayne falls off his horse, and the horse goes over the cliff.
Paddy turns to Murphy and says, “I told you what would happen.”
Murphy said, “You’re right, Paddy; there you go, $5.”
Paddy thinks and, at the end of the film, says, “I feel pretty bad here, Murphy.”
“Why that, Paddy?”
“Because I’ve seen this film before.”
Murphy says, “So have I, but I didn`t expect him to make the same mistake twice.”
LOL!!
