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A burglar entered a bedroom

A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom…

The husband said to the wife “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u”

Wife said “he didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom.

So be strong, I love u too……!!!