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Grandpa’s Secret Negotiator

An elderly couple walked back into a Mercedes dealership, only to discover that the sleek luxury car they wanted had just been sold.
The old man frowned and marched over to the salesman.
“I thought you promised to hold that car until we came back with the full $75,000,” he said.
The salesman flashed an awkward smile.
“Well… things changed.”
The old man glanced across the showroom and noticed a gorgeous young blonde standing beside the car.
“Funny,” he said. “I just overheard you sold it to her for only $65,000. A few hours ago, you told us this model was non-negotiable and there wasn’t a dollar of discount available.”
The salesman shrugged with a grin.
“What can I say? She had cash in hand… and, well… just look at her. How could I say no?”
Just then, the young woman walked over with a smile, placed the keys into the old man’s hand, and winked.
“There you go, Grandpa.”
“I told you I’d get this joker to knock ten grand off the price.”
She turned, waved, and added,
“See you at dinner!”
The salesman stood there speechless…
And that’s the day he learned:
Never underestimate the elderly… or their grandchildren.