Three guys were sitting at a bar, downing beers and complaining about how dumb their wives were.
Guy 1: “You think your wife’s bad? Mine wants to spend fifteen grand redoing the kitchen—she can’t even boil water!”
Guy 2: “That’s nothing. My wife’s been begging me for a fifty-thousand-dollar car. She doesn’t even have a driver’s license!”
Guy 3 took a sip of his beer, smirked, and said,..
“Amateurs. My wife packed three boxes of c0nd0ms for her business trip… and she doesn’t even have a d!ck.”
