A couple wants to enjoy their first night together, but they never expected this twist.
Fred and Mary just got married, but since they can’t afford a honeymoon, they return to Fred’s parents’ home for their first night together.
The next morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, wakes up and has breakfast. On his way out to school, he asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom snaps, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
At lunchtime, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom replies, “No.”
Johnny says, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom responds, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks once more, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says, “No.”
Johnny asks, “Do you know what I think?”
This time, his mom sighs and says, “Fine, tell me what you think.”
Johnny says, “Last night, Fred came to my room for the Vaseline, and I think I gave him my airplane glue.
