JESUS IS WATCHING YOU! 😳
A thief broke into the rectory in the middle of the night looking for money. As he was rummaging through the dark, he suddenly heard a voice echoing from the corner of the room: “Jesus is watching you!”
The thief’s heart jumped, and he froze completely. But after waiting for a moment and hearing nothing else, he thought he was just imagining things, so he went back to prying open the cabinet.
The voice rang out again, even clearer this time: “Jesus is watching you!”
Trembling, he turned on his flashlight and aimed it at the corner. It turned out to be just a parrot sitting in a cage. The thief breathed a sigh of relief, smirked, and asked the parrot: “You’re just a parrot? What’s your name?”
The parrot replied: “My name is Moses.”
The thief burst out laughing: “Hahaha! Who on earth names a parrot Moses?”
The parrot calmly replied: “The same guy who named the ferocious Pit Bull standing right behind you Jesus!”
