A woman was walking along the beach when she kicked a strange, metallic object buried in the sand. She picked it up, brushed off the dirt, and realized it was an old brass lamp.
Curious, she gave it a firm rub, and true to form, a giant Genie erupted from the spout in a cloud of thick smoke.
The Genie bowed low and boomed, “Master, I am here to grant your deepest desires. Tell me your wishes and they shall be done.”
The woman thought about her marriage and decided she wanted to fix her husband’s wandering attention once and for all. She looked at the Genie and said:
“First, I want my husband to have eyes only for me.”
“Second, I want to be the absolute only one in his life.”
“Third, I want him to sleep peacefully by my side every single night.”
“And fourth, when he gets up first thing in the morning, I want to be the very first thing he grabs and takes with him everywhere he goes!”
The Genie nodded understandingly, waved his magical hands, and instantly transformed her into a brand-new iPhone.
