After 35 years of dedicated service, it was a neighborhood postman’s very last day on the job. As he walked his usual route, his regular customers showered him with warm wishes, cards, and small retirement gifts.
When he reached the final house on his route, the front door was opened by a breathtaking blonde wearing a sheer, skimpy negligee that left absolutely nothing to the imagination. Without a word, she took his hand, led him straight to her bedroom, and gave him the most passionate, wild encounter of his life.
Afterward, she escorted him down to the kitchen, where a massive, gourmet breakfast buffet was waiting for him. As he happily ate, he noticed a crisp one-dollar bill sitting neatly under his coffee saucer.
Curious, he picked it up and asked, “This has been the most incredible day of my life, but I have to ask… what is the dollar bill for?”
The blonde smiled sweetly and replied, “Well, last night I told my husband that today was your retirement, and I asked if we should do something nice for you, like make you a nice breakfast.”
She giggled and continued, “He rolled his eyes, snapped at me, and said, ‘Screw him, give him a buck!’ …So, I just decided to do all three!”
