Two clueless friends decided to go moose hunting for the very first time. Seeking advice, they stopped by a local gun shop, where a mischievous clerk decided to play a prank on the obvious beginners.
He sold them a two-person female moose costume and a mating whistle. “Here’s the secret,” the clerk smiled. “Both of you get inside the suit and blow this whistle. When a male moose comes running, just unzip the costume and shoot him. It’s foolproof!”
Excited by the strategy, the duo headed into the dense forest and squeezed into the suit. Five minutes after the guy in the front started blowing the mating call, a gargantuan bull moose emerged from the trees, looking highly aroused and heading straight for them.
“Perfect!” whispered the guy in the back. “Unzip the suit so we can bag this thing!”
The front guy pulled frantically at the mechanism. “I can’t! The zipper is completely jammed!”
“What?!” the back guy panicked. “Then what the hell are we gonna do?!”
The front guy slowly bent forward and replied:
“Well, I’m gonna start nibbling on some grass… but if I were you, buddy, I’d brace myself!”
