A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. To spark the romance, the wife put on the exact same sexy negligee from their wedding night.
She walked into the bedroom and asked, “Honey, do you remember what you said to me when I wore this 50 years ago?”
The husband smirked. “Oh, I remember perfectly. I said, ‘Baby, I’m gonna suck the life out of those breasts and screw your brains out.'”
The wife giggled, blushing. “That’s right! So… now that it’s 50 years later, what do you have to say tonight?”
The husband looked her up and down and sighed, “Mission accomplished.”
