Two men were stranded on a tiny, deserted island.
One was pacing in a panic, screaming, “We’re doomed! No one knows we’re here, and we’re going to starve!”
Meanwhile, the other man was lounging in a makeshift hammock, casually sipping coconut water.
Frustrated, the first man yelled, “How can you be so relaxed right now?”
The second man smiled calmly and said, “I make $500,000 a year and faithfully donate ten percent of my income to my church every single week.”
“So what?” the first man snapped. “How does that help us now?”
The man grinned and replied, “Trust me. If I miss just one Sunday offering, my pastor will find me way before the coast guard does!”
