An officer pulled over a speeding car.
Officer: “Sir, I clocked you at 90 mph.”
Husband: “Impossible! I had the cruise control set to 50.”
Wife: “Honey, this car doesn’t even have cruise control.”
The officer started writing the first ticket.
The husband glared at her.
“Could you please be quiet?”
The wife continued,
“Besides, you’re lucky your illegal radar detector warned you!”
The officer started writing the second ticket.
Then the officer noticed,
“You’re not wearing your seat belt.”
Husband: “I just took it off to get my wallet!”
Wife: “Oh, come on… you never wear your seat belt.”
The officer began writing the third ticket.
Furious, the husband yelled,
“Will you PLEASE just shut up?!”
The officer looked at the wife and asked,
“Ma’am, does your husband always speak to you like that?”
She smiled and replied,
“Oh, no, Officer… only when he’s drunk.” 😂
