My boss has always thought I wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Yesterday, he sent me to buy 2 kilograms of sugar.
The store only had one 1-kilogram bag left.
So I came back empty-handed.
He stared at me and said,
“Why didn’t you just buy two 1-kilogram bags?”
I replied,
“Because they only had one.”
He rubbed his temples and sighed.
Apparently, that wasn’t the answer he was looking for.
This morning, he sent me out again.
“Go buy me a pair of size 6 slippers.”
When I got to the store, they only had size 3.
Then I remembered yesterday’s lesson.
“Think smarter,” I told myself.
So…
I bought two pairs of size 3.
Problem solved.
I proudly walked back into the office and placed them on his desk.
He looked at the slippers…
Then looked at me…
Then very calmly said,
“Wait outside my office.”
Now I’m sitting in the hallway.
I can hear him typing something on his computer.
I’m getting really excited…
I think he’s writing me a promotion letter! 😂
