Wife: “Did you make it to the office?”
Husband: “Yep. Just got here. Busy day already!”
Wife: “Oh really? Then why is your car still sitting at home?”
Husband: “Uh… I took a taxi?”
Wife: “Interesting. And why is your office bag still here?”
Husband: “Working light today?”
Wife: “Okay. Send me a selfie from your office.”
Husband: “Sure!”
He quickly sends her an old photo.
Wife: “That’s funny.”
Husband: “What is?”
Wife: “That photo is from last month. You’re wearing the exact same shirt… with the exact same coffee stain.”
Husband: “Wait… you remember that?”
Wife: “Of course. I made that stain.”
Husband: “WHAT?”
Wife: “Relax. I’m just testing your lying skills.”
Husband: “Good! Because, honestly… I’m still in bed.”
Wife: “…I’M COMING HOME!”
Husband: “Wait—why?! You just said you were testing me!”
Wife: “And you just failed the test!”
