Grandma and Grandpa were sitting on the couch watching a healing service on TV.
The preacher announced,
“If you want to be healed, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the part of your body that needs healing!”
Grandma immediately placed one hand on the TV and the other on her shoulder.
Then she looked over at Grandpa.
He had one hand on the TV… and the other somewhere he probably shouldn’t have been putting it.
Grandma stared at him in disbelief.
“Grandpa, I don’t think you understood the instructions!”
Grandpa looked confused.
“What? I’m just following directions!”
Grandma shook her head and replied,
“This service is for healing the sick…”
She paused.
“Not raising the dead!”
Grandpa quickly moved his hand.
“I was just checking if the preacher had any miracles left!”
