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Why Did He Leave Henry Behind?

Why Did He Leave Henry Behind?

A group of Minnesota friends went deer hunti-ng.

After getting their hunt-ing equipment ready, they paired-off in twos for the day.

That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

“Where’s Henry?” the others asked.

“Henry had a str0e of s0me k-ind.”

“He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,” the successful hunter replied.

Shocked, the men said, “You left Henry laying out there and carried the buck back?”

“A tough call,” nodded the hunter,…

“But I figured no-one’s going to steal Henry!”

 

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One Clever Old Fisherman

“Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.

So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked,

“So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied,

“You’re the eighth.”