A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions? ”
The blonde nodded… “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop d3ad that 3rd day.
“From hunger, you mean?”, asked the doctor. “No, from skipping.”
