Albert was standing before a judge, determined to finalize his divorce.
Judge: “Albert, are you absolutely certain you want a divorce? You won’t regret this?”
Albert: “Regret it? How could I, Your Honor? I can’t stay married to a woman who hits up bars, cafés, and nightclubs every single night!”
Judge: “I see… Is she a heavy drinker?”
Albert: “Uh, no, sir.”
Judge: “Does she have a wild party habit?”
Albert: “Not really, no.”
Judge: “Then what on earth is she doing in those places every night?”
Albert: “She’s looking for me, Your Honor… and frankly, it’s driving me crazy!”
