After 30 Years, He Still Calls Her Darling…
Two married couples in their fifties are sitting together at a dinner party.
One of the men constantly addresses his wife with pet names:
“Sweetheart”, “My darling”, “Mouse”, “Sweetheart” …
The other man is impressed.
When the women are briefly in the kitchen, he takes his friend aside and says:
“You know, I find that truly admirable.”
“After more than 30 years of marriage, you still call your wife by her name so lovingly.”
The other one glances around briefly and whispers:
“Oh well …”
“To be honest…”
“I forgot her real name a few years ago.”
