Bubba Took Exactly What He Wanted 😂
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down the main street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where did you get that truck?!”
“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.
“Did she give it to you?” I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Mary pulled off the road, but the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.”
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’
So I took the truck!
“You are a smart man, Bubba!” These clothes woulda never fit you.”
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A woman visits her husband in the prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that . He’s exhausted !”
The officer laughs and says,
“Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies :
Bullsh!t! he just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!”
