I met my boss’s 7-year-old son for the very first time today.
The kid stared at me for what felt like forever, squinting like he was trying to solve a mystery.
Finally, he looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why are you so ugly?”
I stood there for a second, pretending to think about it.
Then I slowly leaned down and whispered, “I’m really not supposed to tell anyone this…”
The kid’s eyes got huge. “Tell me what?”
I looked around to make sure nobody was listening.
“I traveled here in a time machine.”
He gasped.
“I’m actually… YOU from the future.”
The poor kid froze.
His face turned pale… his lip started trembling… and then he burst into tears.
He cried for a solid 20 minutes.
I’m pretty sure he’s taking much better care of his future now.
