Grandma and Grandpa agreed to take turns driving their six-year-old granddaughter to school.
Grandma took her on Monday.
Grandpa took her on Tuesday.
As they pulled up to the school, Grandpa smiled and asked,
“So, did you meet any new people on the way today?”
The little girl frowned.
“No… not a single one.”
Grandpa looked puzzled.
“Really? What do you mean?”
She shrugged.
“Yesterday, when Grandma drove me, we met all kinds of people!”
Grandpa laughed.
“Oh? Like who?”
The little girl started counting on her fingers.
“Let’s see… at least four morons, three blind ladies, one numbskull, a bunch of freaking idiots…”
She paused for a second, then added,
“…and several people who apparently drive exactly like a guy named Stevie Wonder!” 😂
