A guy was walking down the street when he gasped to see his grandpa sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch—completely naked from the waist down.
“Grandpa! What on earth are you doing?” the grandson yelled.
Grandpa just stared blankly into the distance.
“Grandpa, seriously, why are you sitting out here with no pants on?!” he asked again, deeply embarrassed.
Grandpa slowly turned his head, sighed, and said, “Well… last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your grandma’s idea.”
