He Bought the Wrong Thing to Impress His Wife…
An old man fulfills a lifelong wish and finally buys himself a pair of real cowboy boots.
He proudly wears them on his feet on the way home and finally strolls through the door. He stands in front of his wife and asks:
“Well Ilse, do you notice anything about me?”
“No. Everything is as usual. What could possibly be wrong?”
Disappointed and speechless, the older man then stomps into the bedroom, t@kes off his cl0thes, and goes back to his wife – stark n@ked except for his boots. He asks:
“So, do you notice a difference in me now?”
“No, not yet. Your little friend is looking l*mply downw@rds. He was already looking l*mply downw@rds yesterday and he will most certainly do so again tomorrow.”
“He’s looking down because he’s admiring my new cowboy boots!”
“Well, you should have bought a cowboy hat.”
