He Could Smell the Menu… But This Was Too Accurate
A bl*nd man went to a restaurant.
The owner asked, “Would you like a menu?”
The blind man replied, “I’m bl*nd, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.”
The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the bl*nd man. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. He then said, “Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.”
The owner was shocked: “Wow, the fact that you know that is unbelievable.” The bl*nd man ate and left.
Two weeks later he returned. The owner, wanting to truly see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over your pr*v*te parts.”
He then goes to the man and gives him the fork. The bl*nd man takes it, puts it to his nose and says, “Oh interesting, I never knew Brenda worked here.”
