He Was Speeding for the Most Unexpected Reason
A man got pulled over for speeding, but before the officer could even approach the window, the driver jumped out with urgency.
“Officer, please,” he said, “just let me explain before you write the ticket.”
The cop raised an eyebrow. “Alright, I’m listening.”
The man pointed to his car. “See the woman in the front seat? That’s my wife. And the one in the back? That’s my mother-in-law. She’s been living with us for three months.”
He took a deep breath. “This morning, after a huge shouting match, my mother-in-law finally said she’s had enough—she’s going back to her own house. So now I’m speeding like my life depends on it… because I need to get her there before she changes her mind!”
The officer glanced at the car, saw the two women glaring straight ahead, and turned back to the man with a serious nod.
“Sir,” he said, “get in the car. I’m giving you a full police escort. We’re not taking any chances today.”
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Boudreaux stops by Thibodeaux’s house one day. Thibodeaux was herding his four kids around, all of them under four years old, and all still in diapers.
Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux what he’s doing, and Thibodeaux replies, “Mais, I’m getting ready to wash all dem kid’s diapers. It takes me all day.”
Boudreaux says, “Thib, you ain’t never tried dem disposable diapers? You don’t wash those, just throw dem away.”
A couple of days later, Boudreaux stops by again, and notices that all the kids are running around with some pretty good “loads” in their new disposable diapers. Boudreaux says, “Thibodeaux, you got to change dem diapers once in a while, yeh !”
Thibodeaux replies, “Mais yeh, but not yet. The box says they’re good for up to 23 pounds !”
