A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, just about to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says,
“I have a confession to make… I’m not a virgin.”
The husband replies, “That’s no big deal these days.”
She continues, “Yeah… I’ve been with one guy.”
“Oh yeah? Who was it?”
“Rory McIlroy.”
“Rory McIlroy? The Irish golfer — the 2025 Open Champion — one of the best golfers in the world today?”
“Yep… that’s the fella.”
“Well, he’s rich, famous, and a great golfer. I can see why,” the husband shrugs.
They make passionate love.
Afterward, the husband gets up and heads for the phone.
“What are you doing?” she asks.
“I’m starving. I’m going to call room service for a bite to eat.”
She smiles and says, “Thing is… Rory wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Rory do?”
“He’d come straight back to bed and go another round.”
The husband hangs up and returns to bed.
After round two, exhausted but determined, he reaches for the phone again.
“What now?” she asks.
“I’m still hungry. I was going to order something from room service.”
“Hmm… Rory wouldn’t do that.”
“Oh yeah? What would Rory do this time?”
“Well, Rory would come back to bed and do it again.”
The husband drops the phone, sighs, and gives it one more heroic effort.
Finally, completely worn out, he crawls back to the phone and starts dialing.
“Calling room service?” she asks sweetly.
“No,” he pants. “I’m calling Rory McIlroy… to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
