A mounted police officer spotted a little girl riding her brand-new bicycle down the sidewalk. He trotted his horse over and pulled her aside.
“That’s a beautiful bicycle, young lady,” the officer said, looking down from his saddle. “Did Santa Claus bring you that?”
“Yes, sir, he did!” the girl replied proudly.
The officer pulled out his ticket book. “Well, next year, tell Santa to put a safety reflector on the back of it.” He scribbled a note and handed it to her. “That’ll be a five-dollar fine for a safety violation.”
The little girl took the ticket, looked up at the arrogant officer, and then stared at his massive steed.
“That’s a really nice horse you’ve got there, mister,” she said. “Did Santa bring you that, too?”
The officer chuckled. “He sure did, kiddo.”
The girl nodded slowly and said,
“Well, next year, you tell Santa that the dick is supposed to go underneath the horse, not on top of it.”
