A trucker was stopped at a red light when a blonde woman pulled up beside his truck.
Suddenly, she jumped out of her car, ran over to his window, and started knocking.
The trucker rolled down the window.
“Hi! I just thought you should know… you’re losing some of your load!”
The trucker glanced behind him.
“Uh… thanks.”
The light turned green, so he drove on.
At the next red light, the same thing happened.
The woman jumped out, ran over again, and knocked on his window.
“Hi! I just thought you should know… you’re still losing some of your load!”
The trucker sighed.
“Okay… thanks.”
The light turned green again.
By the third red light, the trucker had finally had enough.
He jumped out, marched over to the woman’s car, and knocked on her window.
“Hi! I just thought you should know something.”
The blonde rolled down her window.
The trucker smiled and said:
“It’s winter in Iowa…”
“I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”
The woman stared at him.
Then she slowly looked at the road.
Then at the truck.
Then back at him.
“Right…”
The trucker nodded.
“Exactly.”
