She Gave Him the Green Light… He Changed the Destination
A Dutchman is driving from Cologne to Munich and picks up a female hitchhiker along the way who is wearing a very short miniskirt.
After only a short time, she begins to give him unambiguous looks and flirt heavily.
Just before Munich, the Dutchman accidentally brushed her leg while shifting gears.
The young woman looks deep into his eyes and says, smiling:
“You know… you can go even further.”
The Dutchman nods seriously… and continues driving to Salzburg.
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The Catholic teacher asks her class:
– “What do you think: Which part of the body will go to heaven first?”
Little Julia reports:
– “Hands, teacher!”
– “And why, Julia?”
– “Well, when you pray, you hold your hands up to heaven.”
The teacher nodded in satisfaction.
Then Alfred speaks up:
– “Your feet, teacher.”
– “The feet? How did you come up with that?”
Alfred explains very seriously:
– “Last night I was sick and went to my parents’ bedroom.”
– “They were still awake.
My mom had her feet in the air and was shouting:
‘Oh my God, I’m coming, I’m coming!’”
He pauses briefly and then says:
“Luckily, Dad was with her…
otherwise she would probably already be in heaven.”
