She Had the Perfect Comeback
Went for a walk past a farm with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs m@ting.
She said: “How does the male know when the female is ready for s*x?”
I replied: “He can smell she is ready. That’s how nature works.”
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was m@ting the ewe.
Again, my girlfriend asked: “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready for s*x?”
I replied: “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.” We then went past another pasture and the bull was m@ting with the cow.
My girlfriend said: “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?”
I said: “Oh, yes; it’s nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for s*x.”
Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her at home and kissed her goodbye. She said: “Take care and get yourself tested for Covid-19.”
Surprised, “Why do you say that?” I asked her.
She replied: “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.”
