The 80-Year-Old Had a Very Different Explanation
Three elderly ladies – aged 60, 70, and 80 – go to the swimming pool. They swim laps. After an hour, the 60-year-old gets out of the pool.
The lifeguard says: “Respect, madam, you have excellent physical condition.”
“Yes,” she says, “I once won the bronze medal at the Olympics.”
After two hours, the 70-year-old woman comes out of the water.
The lifeguard says: “Madam, you have incredible stamina.”
“Well,” she says, “I once won the silver medal at the Olympics.”
After three hours, the 80-year-old finally comes out of the water.
“Oh my God,” said the lifeguard, “they must have won the gold medal at the Olympics.”
“Nonsense,” says the 80-year-old, “I was a pr0sti-tute in Venice for many years and was responsible for the home visits.”
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A young man enters a drugstore and tells the pharmacist that he would like a refund for the c0nd0ms he bought from her a few days ago, because all the condoms stained his sweetheart d*ring s*x.
The pharmacist is completely taken aback and says: “You are the first man to complain about our c0nd0ms.” The young man persists and claims: “All c0nd0ms, whether blue, green or pink, lost their color d*ring s*x.”
An older gentleman, who was also in the drugstore, said in a trembling and hoarse voice: “Yes, yes, what the gentleman says is true, they don’t just stain, they also bend over.”
