The Bees Never Stung Him… But Something Else Did!
A man from Munich wants to buy a house in the countryside in Bavaria, right next to a cow pasture.
At the end of the tour, the owner asks:
“So? Do you like the house?”
The Munich resident replies:
“Yes, I know… but the beehives there worry me. I have children, you know.”
The farmer laughs and says:
“No one has ever been stung by my bees! You know what? Let’s do a test. I’ll ti-e you n@ked to that tree over there. If even a single bee stings you, I’ll give you the house and remove the beehives.”
The Munich resident is courageous and accepts the challenge.
Several hours later, the farmer returns and finds the man completely exhausted under the tree.
He asks, worried:
“My goodness… I hope my bees didn’t sting you?!”
The man gasps:
“No… not at all…”
But tell me… how long has that calf actually been without a mother?”
